Owens Contract info Leaked:

£30,000 per week basic pay.
£20,000 per starting appearance, conditional on Owen completing at least three minutes on the pitch without collapsing in an anguished heap.
£20,000 per goal scored, as long as he doesn’t break his arm/hip/entire skeletal frame celebrating with Rio Ferdinand.
£30,000 for every goal scored against Liverpool, conditional on Owen dancing a jig in front of Rafael Benitez. Owen must not injure himself mid-jig.
£20,000 for every successful hounding of a referee. Must ensure official is too scared to award any controversial decisions against United for the rest of the match/season/eternity.
£20,000 one-off fee to take Nani on a helicopter ride to a small island off the coast of Iceland, and leave him there.
£20,000 one-off fee payable upon Owen burning all copies of his promotional brochure. He must never mention said brochure again.
£70,000 reduction in pay if Owen ever declares himself fit to play for England again.

LMAO

LOL

Mike dont be to harsh on the Manc Striker, in the end he was playing for newcastle nobody cared who he played for then they got religated and did not want to sink with them. The only 2 teams that were intrested were the potters and hull then out of nowhere man utd offerd him a contract would you really expect him to say no?

End of day hes Currently going to be playing for the best team in the country and this way he might get his fitness back and play for England 1 day again so all he has done is looked after his career!

His diving will fit in perfectly then...


Nice to see yossi extending his contract...



Edited at 10:15 Tue 7/07/09 (BST)

Ronaldo will dive even more now as he will get away with it. He will fit right in.

First official pictures of GJ have been released.

Looks happy enough

Liverpool players dont play for United. Hes a mercenary. He knows he will not play for United often, if he wanted to get in the England team he would of gone for a team who would play him week in week out. He was trying to alert Liverpool he was availiable even on his way to Carrington to have his manc medical.

Not a chance!! How he must regret moving to Madrid

Carlos tevez signs for manchester city on 5 year deal, shame on united.......looks like adebayor is on his way there as well, he'd be stupid to turn down 170 grand a week.

Funny that about Carlos Tevez, he said he wont sign for Liverpool because of the time he spent at Man Utd, yet he's happy to go to Man City?!

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Mercenary

Does this mean dossenna is offski?

David Villa Has moved to Liverpool!

This picture was taken last night while the reds trained in the swiss camp.

Anyone surprised by the fact that despite Gerrard being up in court for the same as what Joey Barton was, the papers aren't demanding for him to be sacked?

Video evidenece of what Gerrard did, as what there was with Barton, but what does Gerrard get? Just stories, they'll probably end up saying that it was the DJ's fault, as soon as a 'superstar' comes in the control over music should be handed over. But when Barton was in the same position, Kevin Keegan was looked down upon in some papers for not "taking the oppurtunity to make a stand for English football and sacking Joey Barton"

Double standards to the limit, I'm not saying that Barton wasn't in the wrong, but why on earth should one person get treated differently for an assault than another?

I got to agree, but the papaers don't want to see Gerrard in trouble they are gonig defend him as hes a england great as some people would way

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It's not looking good, the defence is the guy stood up and was aggressive a gerrard defended himself.

Not shocked at all, otherwise the trial would have to be stopped. Don't worry if found guilty, there will be hell to pay. Gerrard is a petty criminal at most, Barton is just an idiot.

Tom Gerrard isn't in court for assault, he is in court for "affray" that tells you all you need to no really to tell you this is nothing like beating up a person or stubbing a cigar in the eye of a team mate.

BTW his mates all pleaded guilty and got small fines

Edited at 13:52 Thu 23/07/09 (BST)

He might only be up for 'affray', but he threw punches and made contact, and who was the leader of the whole group who went to beat the DJ up? Oh yeah, little mr media favourite Gerrard.

Only one punch hit.. and the report saying he was punching like a proffesional boxer from the judge was it? hmmmmmmmm

Im not going to defend him, Of course he was wrong to hit him. And should get some sort of punishment. (will be a fine, Gurantee!)

Anyway i wasnt there I dont know the full story. The cctv is very very suspicious i think. Ive watched the one from the bbc a few times and that one abvove. I cant tell that is stevie. unless its my computer???