Wanted to run a mile from him as he had used the wrong.........

...dust because it was actually meant for calar. Smurf ran after Grae, shouting....

You fool, I wanted the other...............

Fairy dust.... yano the one that makes people sneeze? Grae decided he didnt want to be a fairy, so he gave si123 his costume back, as he had better legs to be a fairy, so with all his friends arriving soon, and with no costume to wear, he put on a.....

black bin bag and an old..............

...black wig and told everyone he was...

going as CHER, but he forgot his black tights, so he asked fastboysam could he borrow his, but sam was wearing his, so the only option was to............

Thanks for enrolling me in that and you are right my legs are awesome *rolls eyes*

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Not go to the costume party instead he made his own party and decided the only rule was everybody had to....

go back to the UK with him, as he missed his sausage suppers, so they all flew back with him and they all headed straight to......

the nearest shop that sold...............

sausages, but when they got there.......

the sausages had............

all been eaten by PHASED, so instead of having a chippy, they went off to the chinese and ordered.......

Octopuss and noodles but when it came it looked like.............

chopped up cats, so they............

Decided to run away from all of mankind but to do that they had to....

buy a spaceship, so they went to the nearest BnQ and bought lots of strips of metal, knocked up a spaceship and headed off to the moon. Upon landing they decided to explore a bit, when suddenly from behind a rock, a clingon jumped out and said................

Hi i'm a clingon what are you doing on my moon get of before I.....

take you to my little dwelling place, where my fellow clingons like to probe humans, and by the way..... we have massive probes here, and im sure you wouldnt like any stuck in your.......

Ear as it would make you...........