Go insane like the old woman down the road, but you can stay sane if you...

Put cotton wool in both ears and poke your tongue out and say.................

"The penguins keep hugging me!!!" this is because........

Captain has a phobia about penguins so we need to try and........

keep the penguins away from captainking by......

throwing fish at......

Their 5th leg beind their back, but it's hard to see because...

They try to blind you by.................

Spitting fish bones at you, this rarely works because.............

they are not very accurate, but..........

can be deadly if they hit you on the......

6th toe, so you need to protect.................

All toes from flying........

away to the moon because............

The Earth's gravitational pull had stopped working because............

jeremy vine, nuff said because.............

pizza hut and burger king a joining together to make burger hut, this makes people...

very fat indeed, so kev decided to go on a diet because his big belly was getting in the way when he was bending over the snooker table, so he thought it would be better to eat.........

Some snooker balls, after that he...................

decided to do a belly dance to remove them. when he looked in the mirror, he realised he looked good in a short skirt and a belly top, so good infact that he.......