Decided to become a woman and call himself Rhoda but the only problem with that was...

that he didn't know how to spell Rhoda so he..................

went back to school and asked his old teacher, to which she replied " now kev, if you had listened to me in class, instead of playing with your marbles, maybe you would have"............

Realised you weren't playing with marbles but they were really........

erm.......

eggs and that's why they kept on breaking and.............

So he decided to play with somthing else it was fluffy pink and soft so he used to...

wear them when he was in town, meeting the other mods, who also wore..........

a face mask in which he applied with...

a face mask in which he applied with...

his powder puff, which he borrowed from.....

angela who was also ....

Backflipping through shops with her knees in her mouth...

Because she had bad breath and didn't want anyone to...........

directly look at people cos her eyes were like venimous poison also .....

Her hair, well it was just a mess and she couldn't do a thing with it ,so she went to................

The clothes store to try and see if retail therapy would help her but that only ceased to .....

help her, so, she went to the most expensive salon in the town and got all the treatments going, and by the end, she was truely stunning. She walked outta that salon looking like........

...a Megastar, but the wind soon blowed all her hair everywhere, and she become very stroppy, moody, like a typical woman really and so in a huff she walked towards the.....

nearest pub and ordered 6 double.....