Benefits galore in fact.

Fact it may be, fiction it may be.

Be assured, the resulting benefits will be worthwhile in the long run.

Run is what 40000 people were doing this morning in Paris .

Paris Hilton is a pointless celebrity which the media cover because its 'in the public interest', but if you asked any of the public we actually dont care, oh yes, I must curb my curses but you know what I mean dont you my fellow Man

Edited by forum moderator budweiser, at 12:27 Mon 11/04/11 (BST)

man.. i know exactly what you mean, paris hilton is a complete muppet

Muppet is entirely an appropriate description of Paris Hilton and as such needs no further discussion.

Discussion would only prove the point.

Point of order - in retrospect, Grae, should we really be limiting others' choice of topic?

Topic is a sweetie bar, that I am not sure if they make anymore.

Anymore talk of chocolate, and I might be tempted to pay you a visit

Visit Grae on his boat, Baff, and I'm sure you will receive all the chocolate you require.

visit us anytime... we have lots of chocolate

Chocolate is what we all know and love and my favousites include a Double Decker, Bounty, Crunchie and a Twirl

Twirl is very tasty indeed but you can never go wrong with a mars

Mars is a planet in our solar system.

System fault, this has to be repaired!

Repaired, hmm think that's what my brain needs.

Needs of users on this site are always handled in a timely manner.

Manner is a trait which some people on here sadly lack