Enough of this mumbo jumbo, we've got an Original Tournament to play ;)

Play well, my friend, and you will win it with ease.

Ease? I just got whooped by that dirty devil timpark!!!

Timpark can play a mean game when he puts his mind to it, I'm afraid, as I have often found to my cost.

Cost me bigtime when i missed a simple yellow and it cost me the game although he then "wasnt responding" for about a minute, and the next thing I know it said he had won and yet I was then watching all his pots one after the other haha very bizarre!

Bizarre is one word to describe the way this thread is heading now.

Now im really hungry

Hungry feelings are usually satisfied by getting up and going to make a sandwich.

Sandwich is close to Deal (where the battle of Hastings took place)

Place Baff's little fact in your memory people because you never know when trivia like that will come in useful.

Useful it may well be, if you partake in a quiz at your local pub.

Pub grub is usually quite good quality

Quality tends to vary from pub to pub quite significantly.

Significantly, Real Madrid scored a goal last night around the 50 minute mark meaning that the tie was done and dusted with that goal from the worlds most expensive player, Ronaldo

Ronaldo just got lucky. Gomes is a useless keeper

Keeper should of done better yet, it was a save that was bread and butter

Butter up the referee and you can get away with murder.

Murder She Wrote, is a televison programme I have never seen and never shall see, I much Prefer Prison Break, now THAT IS a show and for those of you unaware, its about a man who goes into prison, to break his brother out

out of your mind, is what im thinking right now

Now that is a sentiment to which we can all relate.