Outside can indeed be a scary place.

Place yourself in the stead of a squirrel in the middle of a tornado!

Tornado and Squirrel are not usually two words that you would find in the same sentence but I'm sure that such things may well happen.

Happen it does, especially in Tornado Alley (or so I am told).

Alley is a place that you can go bowling

bowling is a very competitive sport

Sport, sport, sport that's all I hear !

hear comes the bride, 40in wide

Wide is the bride.

Bride insults is not the sort of level that I would have expected such nice Funksters to stoop.

Stoop is a word Americans use for a large porch - like area on their houses.

Houses with stoops, I thought; were those terraced ones with steps going up from the street but I'm sure that you are correct and it also means them.

Them is a word, but if you had an E to the end of it, then its Theme, and there are plenty of theme parks around Britan and indeed the world, and actually there was one 10 minutes form my house, thats now closed down, but it was called The American Adventure

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Thread is something you used when sewing.

Sewing is what some people do as a hobby

Hobby or sometimes a paying job

Job, is a term used in wrestling to put a WWE Superstar over and to make the perception of the wrestle to be greater, and so they have whats called 'squash matches' in which lets say Wrestler A destroys Wrestler B withint 3 minutes with consecutive powerful moves, and this is is an example of Wrestle B jobbing to Wrestler A and I hope this makes sense as I did go on a bit but i do like to waffle!

waffle, toasted is really nice to eat

Eat sweet waffles they is yummy