lol, you do tell funny stories woodie, keep them coming

Coming from you, judging by your current profile pic, that is quite a compliment.

Compliment at least one person a day, and you will bring a little happiness to somebody

Somebody should compliment you, Baff, for such an excellent observation

Observation of the baff will not be possible over the coming days (as I'm going away for a long Easter week-end).

Weekend traffic might be a nightmare at this time of year so take care and have a great time.

Time is something we have plenty of, and the traffic may not be quite so bad in France

France is where Baff is currently residing

Residing in luxury too, no doubt

Doubt its going to rain for a few days so lets make the most of it and whip our tops off

Off hand, I would say that that is an excellent idea.

Idea is good yep, but actually taking my top off for the wandering public to observe my illustrious, gorgeous, perfectly toned muscles, abs, biceps, triceps and tan does intimidate me somewhat :P

somewhat deluded a tad i think

Think i need a vest with holes in to show off my gorgeousness and make Roger Melt ;)

Melt? Me? i think not woody, you couldnt make ice melt

Melt the ice cube on my lushious pec muscles oh yes and watch the water drip down, you wouldnt be able to resist me and my charms :P

charms usually hang on bracelets for GIRLY decorations

Decorations such as bracelets are becoming more popular nowadays for all genders and it is only a matter of time before charm bracelets are will also be included.

included in my days activities was going to the doctors to get stitches after an incident while hurling

Hurling can be a dangerous sport and I hope you weren't injured too much.