Less money for items can be good and bad, though I remember a few years ago going to Inglemells and going to a Market, and there was a stall set up with fake DVDs, and they were selling Scream 3 on DVD which was in the cinema for a mere £5... and they had a television set up by the counter to show the quality of the DVD... and it was very dark and in Japenese

Japanese is the language of Japan.

Japan were quite a popular New Romantic band in the early 80's

80's the 'boring' decade till I was born in 88 and the world lit up!

Up until the '88 Holland had never won the European football championship.

Championship football borrrres the........... socks off me.

Me too.

Too many times i have lost a match i should have won.

Won... lost... surely it's the taking part that matters.

Matters that you take into your own hands should be dealt with accordingly!!!!

Accordingly, I did as you suggested Paula.
Thank you for your words of advice.

Advice is what The Lord gives free of charge and the Lord does give some truly amazing advice, so amazing, as The Lord is a tremendous listener and will always give you the truth, and his advice is so good that they did a poll with the people I advised and 50% of the time, my advice is the best advice given.

Given names should be chosen with caution by new parents, as some combinations of given and family names just lead to a life of humiliation or misery.

Misery, is what I inflict on my opponents

Opponents should be wary when playing you Master Wood.

Wood is what i usually set on fire

Fire reminds me of adele and rain.

Rain has appeared in several song titles, such as "Here comes the rain" by The Cult, or "November Rain" by Guns 'n' Roses.

Roses from Flowershops can be expensive, there is one boquet that Interflora do, 100 roses.. only £349.99 .... is any woman worth that!

That would be a yes, coz im worth it