It is debatable though, whether it is really "worth" 350 notes, given the relatively short life-span of said flowers.

Flowers are sexist anyway, so the guy is expected to buy the girl flowers... what do the girls buy for boys??

Boys! I would buy them socks

Socks, or rather "sock" in the singular, were used to muffle the sound in the original gramophone, hence the saying "put a sock in it".

It must of been very loud music then.

Then (by which I mean long ago) gramophones were nowhere near as loud as modern sound systems.

Systems, formations, man marking, zonal marking, set pieces, alot of things a football manager has to consider when he is the manager of the football team

Team in football usually comprises of 11 players on the field, as well as substitutes. However, it is looking increasingly like the once mighty Forest will be incapable of fielding even a team. The squad is looking rather bare.

bare necessities of life will come to you..... is a line from the well known aptly named song bare necessities from the hit film jungle book

Book shops are good if you like to read.

Read is the past participle of the verb to read. This is quite uncommon in the English language, as the preterite generally differs from the verb in the present tense.

Tense, was the rivalry between the Corkhills and the Dixons in Brookside

Brookside is not as good as Emmerdale

Emmerdale, Brookside, Coronation Street are, fortunately, not to be found on French TV. However, Eastenders is located in Calais.

Calais is a town and major ferry port in Northern France, I've never been there.

There is a big spider on my wall.

Wall (The) was a 1979 album by Pink Floyd, later made into a film. It was also performed as a full concert in Berlin, once the Berlin Wall fell after the demise of Communism.

Communism is msinummoc backwards

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