It is a compliment anyone calling anything to do with the BARCODES is made a mackem mate. those 2 jokes though you been reading the beano/dandy mate

Lol, I was just messing about 2good, hence the " & ".

And I agree with the Michael Owen one, unbelieveable how long he's been injured since he came here!

lol most of these are great. keep them coming i say

its two years today since my wife ran away with my best mate...... i dont half miss HIM haha

bigamy is having 1 to many wives monogamy is the same

The big day arrived, i pulled up outside the church, walked through the door, the music started to play as i walked down the aisle, i leaned over kissed her on the cheek, then closed the friggin lid

What do women and clouds have in common? Once they go its a really nice day!

d34no ha like it

haha

daveyftm cant really laugh at newcastle tho we can stay in prem longer then a season and if ur sayin toontomh shouldnt find it offensive what about daveyftm's name thats offensive it stands for x so really his name should be banned if that is the case


Thanks sam, but dont think we really needed expletives! try to keep it clean please fella


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i'm right tho driver i find it offensive

please be aware - everybody, that if you are going to take offence to things, not to post your complaints on here.

If it turns into a row etc it will only get capped.

Point noted sam, but i think you may be over reacting slightly.

what u call a donkey wiv 3 legs????

wonkey

Thank you Driver and ftm stands for FOLLOW THE MACKEMS And if he does not like barcodes is skunks any better

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That is not a good joke, nor is it accepted here d34no.

Ok sorry bout that mate-was testing boundries.Now i know where they stanf will make better choice of joke nxt time. Tho am sure u will agree that 3/4 jokes always offend sum1

Maybe i try a riddle for u all. What goes up , also goes down but doesnt move?

Well guess no-one likes riddles so will quit while i am behind