GAVINBRASH.......Ok!!!

Im sorry, but this another classic from the FP joke dungeon......

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little dust broom!!!"


"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.


Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.







"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"








I think she's been sweeping around

PMFSL

You lot asked for jokes! He's gunna give ya jokes! LMAO

A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and they sit down on two stools at the front and the guy says to the barman "two beers please barman" the barman pours them two beers and the giraffe grabs his and drinks it down in one go and then the guy follows suit. The guy then says again "another two beers please barman" and the barman pours two more beers and once again the giraffe sculls his down and the guy does likewise. This goes on for a while with the giraffe and the guy downing beer after beer after beer. The two have had about 17 beers each and then the guy looks over at the giraffe who is starting to wobble on his stool his wobbling gets worse and worse and then he just passes out and falls off the stool onto the floor. the guy looks at him and then gets up off his stool and starts walking out of the bar. The barman then yells at the guy as he is leaving "HEY!you can't leave that lyin' there" and the guy looks at the giraffe and then replies "thats not a lion its a giraffe

Wanna hear a couple of short jokes n a long 1? ...

... Joke, Joke, Jooooookkkkkkke

Edited at 16:45 Tue 10/07/07 (BST)

cheesy cheesy cheesy!

Y did the turkey cross the road? ....

... It was the chikens day off

OMG the chicken had a day off !!!!

PMFSLLLLLLLL

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Lets all Laugh at Sunderland, Lets all laugh at Sunderland HA HA HA HA .. HA HA HA HA!

NOW THIS IS FUNNY !!!!!

An Irish family have been found frozen to death outside "The Dublin Odeon".

They had been queuing for 3 days to see....

"Closed for the Winter"

Many mackaems does it take 2 change a light bulb? ....

... NON! ... They're happy living in the shadows :)

Ok reedy_07. We understand but enough already.
The thread is titled GOOD JOKES only. Dont bring football rivalry into it.



Thanks


Sam

hav 2 admit ther gd jokes tho cumon lol

they were funny but getting dull now!

A blonde goes to a vending machine and puts a £ in the machine she presses the button and a coke comes out. she does this over and over again. eventually the person behind her asks if he can have a go. The blonde replies "not yet im winning"

OK Guys enough is enough

This is a family friendly site. I dont care what you do over on pool, but on this site we want CLEAN jokes only please.

I have had to remove several extremely offensive jokes, but unfortunately not before some members had complained that their kids had seen them, while sitting playing snooker with their parents.

The offenders know who you are, if it continues I shall ask for posting rights to be taken away.

Thank you for your cooperation in keeping this site free from smut and filth.

R

Edited at 21:57 Tue 10/07/07 (BST)

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Force did you even read my post?


R

aww man it wasnt bad that 1

got to admit its funny though