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23:11 Mon 2 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
2good said:
ok then youve all probably heard this 1 but ill tell it anyway
an englishman a scottsman and an irashman come across a wishing slide they take it in turns to go down. the englishman goes down first saying money and 1000s of pounds fall on to his lap.
the scottishman goes down next saying cigrettes and 100s of cigrettes fall on to his lap.
the iraishman then goes down and as he does so he shouts weeeeeeeeee and guess what people lots of wee falls on his lap
an englishman a scottsman and an irashman come across a wishing slide they take it in turns to go down. the englishman goes down first saying money and 1000s of pounds fall on to his lap.
the scottishman goes down next saying cigrettes and 100s of cigrettes fall on to his lap.
the iraishman then goes down and as he does so he shouts weeeeeeeeee and guess what people lots of wee falls on his lap
23:12 Mon 2 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
first joke i was told as a child!! except it was the scotsman who got the wee
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10:13 Tue 3 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
what!?, its always the irishman lol hope uve got better since then!
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much good, but the reception was excellent.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
and finally, I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
there all pretty cheesey but there the best ones wouldnt you agree?
Edited at 16:20 Tue 3/07/07 (BST)
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much good, but the reception was excellent.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
and finally, I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
there all pretty cheesey but there the best ones wouldnt you agree?
Edited at 16:20 Tue 3/07/07 (BST)
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10:14 Tue 3 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
there all pretty cheesey but there the best ones wouldnt you agree?
YES YES I DO!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Them
YES YES I DO!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Them
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11:20 Tue 3 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
Thanks Paula! you got any?
Cmon people keep these jokes coming this is a good thread and needs to be kept busy!
Cmon people keep these jokes coming this is a good thread and needs to be kept busy!
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11:32 Tue 3 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
Lmao I havent no.
We have a jokes thread over on Pool OMG i PMSL at them.
As Soon as My Stella_man can post here, im sure he will post some he has the best jokes ever hahah
We have a jokes thread over on Pool OMG i PMSL at them.
As Soon as My Stella_man can post here, im sure he will post some he has the best jokes ever hahah
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11:52 Tue 3 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
*awaits with baited breath* ill have a look on pool then!
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11:58 Tue 3 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
Please do!
Oh and Say Hello on OUR gen chat too (Careful, its very addicting)
2good said:
*awaits with baited breath* ill have a look on pool then!
Please do!
Oh and Say Hello on OUR gen chat too (Careful, its very addicting)
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16:47 Tue 3 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
Your mumss so stupid she got fired from the M and M factory for throwing away all the W's
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Edited at 21:48 Tue 3/07/07 (BST)
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16:49 Tue 3 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
hahahaha
your mama's so stupid she couldn't put m&m's in alphabetical order
your mama's so stupid she couldn't put m&m's in alphabetical order
16:54 Tue 3 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
Pretty? They're very cheesy! But I love 'em!
And the M&Ms jokes are great.
2good said:
there all pretty cheesey
Pretty? They're very cheesy! But I love 'em!
And the M&Ms jokes are great.
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17:25 Tue 3 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
your mums so poor that your family ate a bowl of Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
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Edited at 22:26 Tue 3/07/07 (BST)
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16:25 Wed 4 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
Your mum is so stupid, she failed a blood test
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13:56 Thu 5 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
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17:08 Thu 5 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
your mums so stupid she fell over the cordless telephone wire!
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08:39 Sun 8 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
Oh dear, looks like im desperately needed in here
lmao
lmao
17:00 Sun 8 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
43 people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of Dublin train station. Police believe Irish Muslims have set off the first NO MORE NAILS BOMB.
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18:43 Sun 8 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
cmon then give us your best shot im the main joker on this thread at the moment so you just try and out joke me haha gl!
stella_man said:
Oh dear, looks like im desperately needed in here
lmao
lmao
cmon then give us your best shot im the main joker on this thread at the moment so you just try and out joke me haha gl!
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19:01 Sun 8 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
cmon then give us your best shot im the main joker on this thread at the moment so you just try and out joke me haha gl!
Uh_oh.....My Stellas Joke have me PMSL Yano!
2good said:
stella_man said:
Oh dear, looks like im desperately needed in here
lmao
lmao
cmon then give us your best shot im the main joker on this thread at the moment so you just try and out joke me haha gl!
Uh_oh.....My Stellas Joke have me PMSL Yano!
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