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21:25 Sun 8 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
He doesnt stand a chance lol not only are us snookerers better at cue sports we're also funnier! lol
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08:36 Mon 9 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
Q: What's round and looks like an Orange ?
A: An Orange.
A: An Orange.
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09:23 Mon 9 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
OMG U TART! Lmao
*Whispers to 'Snooks peeps'* "Am taking him back to the nutty ward tomorrow!"
*Whispers to 'Snooks peeps'* "Am taking him back to the nutty ward tomorrow!"
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09:23 Mon 9 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"
The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Two years," says the man.
"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink.
The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."
The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Two years," says the man.
"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink.
The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."
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09:45 Mon 9 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
lol n1 stella
u could get fj first by posting all ya jokes off pool on here lmao
u could get fj first by posting all ya jokes off pool on here lmao
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10:29 Mon 9 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. So they have to get out.
The Englishman takes a bottle of wine with him, the Scotsman takes an umbrella and the Irishman takes a car door.
On the way they meet this old man. He says to the Englishman "I know why you've got the wine so you can have a drink when your thirsty", He says to the Scotsman "I know why you've got the umbrella to keep the sun off you", "but" he says to the Irishman "Why have you got the car door?" and the Irishman replies "If I get hot I can wind the window down!"
The Englishman takes a bottle of wine with him, the Scotsman takes an umbrella and the Irishman takes a car door.
On the way they meet this old man. He says to the Englishman "I know why you've got the wine so you can have a drink when your thirsty", He says to the Scotsman "I know why you've got the umbrella to keep the sun off you", "but" he says to the Irishman "Why have you got the car door?" and the Irishman replies "If I get hot I can wind the window down!"
12:42 Mon 9 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
Your so dumb, you wore a wet suit to surf the net!!!!
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13:51 Mon 9 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
OMG I JUST PMSL @ THAT!
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Your so dumb, you wore a wet suit to surf the net!!!!
OMG I JUST PMSL @ THAT!
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16:47 Mon 9 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
Your mum is so stupid, that she got run over by a parked lorry.
The 7 dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the dark distance a voice screams out "Scotland are good enough to win the World Cup."
Snow White says "Thank God - at least Dopey's still alive!"
Q: What do you call a dead Tottenham Supporter in a closet?
A: Last years winner to the hide and seek contest.
Q: If you see a Liverpool Fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bike...
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: How many Man U supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus?
A: Never enough.
The 7 dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the dark distance a voice screams out "Scotland are good enough to win the World Cup."
Snow White says "Thank God - at least Dopey's still alive!"
Q: What do you call a dead Tottenham Supporter in a closet?
A: Last years winner to the hide and seek contest.
Q: If you see a Liverpool Fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bike...
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: How many Man U supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus?
A: Never enough.
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16:52 Mon 9 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
Q: If you see a Liverpool Fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bike
Oi! Am a Scouser! PMFSL God one tho
Edited at 21:52 Mon 9/07/07 (BST)
A: It might be your bike
Oi! Am a Scouser! PMFSL God one tho
Edited at 21:52 Mon 9/07/07 (BST)
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16:54 Mon 9 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
Q: What do you call a Mancunian with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd. fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Man Utd Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Man Utd Fan. Twice.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Every time Big Roger attends a Chelsea game he books 2 seats.
One to sit in, the other to throw when the fightin starts.
Q: What's the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan!
Q: What do you get if you see a Leeds United fan buried up to his neck in sand?
A: More sand.
Q: What is the difference between Coventry and the bermuda triangle?
A: The bermuda triangle has three points.
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd. fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Man Utd Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Man Utd Fan. Twice.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Every time Big Roger attends a Chelsea game he books 2 seats.
One to sit in, the other to throw when the fightin starts.
Q: What's the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan!
Q: What do you get if you see a Leeds United fan buried up to his neck in sand?
A: More sand.
Q: What is the difference between Coventry and the bermuda triangle?
A: The bermuda triangle has three points.
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16:55 Mon 9 Jul 07 (BST) [Link]
paula... im a liverpool fan!!
Apparently, when Harry Redknapp was West ham manager he offered to send the squad on an all expenses paid holiday to Florida but they declined. They'd rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus
Apparently, when Harry Redknapp was West ham manager he offered to send the squad on an all expenses paid holiday to Florida but they declined. They'd rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus
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