OI! Grrrrrrrrrrr


LMAOOO

someone think of a joke about pool...i cant think of one

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Two drunks went into a pub and found the pool table set up for a game."Can we have a game?"they asked the barman."Sure, it’s free".After an hour neither of them had potted a ball."Lets speed things up,"said the first drunk."How?"asked the other."We’ll take the balls out of the frame".

A man walked into a bar carrying an ape in his arms.

"I just bought this fella as a pet," he explained. "We have no children, so he's going to live with us, just like one of the family. He'll eat at our table, even sleep in the bed with me and the wife."

"But what about the smell?" Someone asked.

"Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did."

A man wals into his home, with a duck under his arm, and says "This is my PIG"

The wife say's "thats not a pig it's a duck" !!

The man says "I was talking to the duck" !!!

PMFSLLLLLL Paula will like this, i nicked it from Page 12 LMAOOO

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!



Thats going over to pool *Thieves*

L M F A OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Ew! But..LMAOOOOOO

Daveftm your jokes are getting a bit out of hand.

Children visit this site so please stop....

Its a good job My Stell keeps his toned down............his jokes that is !!

I would just lke to remind posters of jokes, that the rules say something about keeping it clean, decent and fit to be read by children who may visit the site.

This is going to get silly if all we have are pages and pages of "post removed by forum moderator" messages.


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Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "No drama’s boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What’s happenin?!? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"

Although impressed, Dave’s boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let’s fly out to Washington." And off they go.

At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in...

...and let’s have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are from Poland, and I’ve known the Pope a long time."

So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people.

Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss’ side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"...

...His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who the f*#k’s that on the balcony with Dave!???"

OMG! I had to read it cos i thought ummmm gunna be gud....OMG PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Duuurrrrrrrrr

2 terrorists walk into a bar


boom boom

Edited at 22:19 Fri 20/07/07 (BST)

whats 30 yards long and stinks of urine



a conga line in a old peoples home