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13:39 Sun 5 Aug 07 (BST) [Link]
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13:42 Sun 5 Aug 07 (BST) [Link]
I've often wanted to drown my troubles,
but i can't get my wife to go swimming!
but i can't get my wife to go swimming!
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11:14 Tue 7 Aug 07 (BST) [Link]
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
He was looking for Pooh!
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12:21 Tue 7 Aug 07 (BST) [Link]
3 tomatoes on a fence which one is the cowboy?
None their all REDSKINS!
None their all REDSKINS!
08:20 Mon 13 Aug 07 (BST) [Link]
haha! stella can i tell my mum that one? lol!! pmsl thats a good 1 stella like it
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16:58 Thu 16 Aug 07 (BST) [Link]
a man goes to his wife...
" im not straight "
the wife shocked and starts crying. but then the man says
" because every time i look in the mirror i think 'woooo i would have him any day'! "
" im not straight "
the wife shocked and starts crying. but then the man says
" because every time i look in the mirror i think 'woooo i would have him any day'! "
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11:09 Tue 21 Aug 07 (BST) [Link]
my friend is very supersticious and he said to me i hope my birthday isnt on friday the 13th this year i laughed cos his birthday last year was may 27th
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13:51 Thu 23 Aug 07 (BST) [Link]
A woman came home to find her husband stalking the kitchen with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies" he responded.
"Killed any yet?"
"Yep, 3 males and 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
"3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies" he responded.
"Killed any yet?"
"Yep, 3 males and 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
"3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."
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01:52 Fri 24 Aug 07 (BST) [Link]
OH YES......this is the one !!! PMFSLLLL @ This...
2 Parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other........
"Can you smell fish"
2 Parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other........
"Can you smell fish"
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06:47 Mon 27 Aug 07 (BST) [Link]
Q: Whats white and fluffy and swings from the trees?
A: A Meringue Utan
A: A Meringue Utan
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