Elton John has replaced Pavarotti. They are now known as the TWO TENORS AND THE NINE BOB NOTE!

hahaha

Pavarottis hearse did not turn up on time so his wife had to hire a NISSAN DORMA to get him there!

pavarotti was in a bar when an englishman, irishman and some chinese guy walk in....

May I remind all users to please keep this thread, and the jokes, clean and family friendly...

Thanks.

Edited at 11:50 Sun 16/09/07 (BST)

josh u told me not to post in bold letters

That was just so everyone was sure to see it!

Chelsea have released a new frangrance
called

The Special One Ugo Boss

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sorry thats a bit harsh his son died in that crash.

EDTT: Nothing wrong with your post mate, Just removed the joke that you quoted.

Edited by forum moderator rocket_ronni, at 17:09 Mon 5/11/07 (GMT)

Removed by ones self, just in case !!!

Edited at 17:14 Mon 5/11/07 (GMT)

Can i just remind you all that this is a FAMILY site and we will not tolerate them kind of jokes, If i continue to see them i will have to cap the thread. I am sure we don't want it to come to that!.

Sorry if it was my joke that sparked that reminder Shaun.

No it was the_man's joke, Was a bit out of line considering this is a family site.

Im not sure if I can say this one, so edit it if im not allowed it.

An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner.
"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef."

"If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."

hahahah

Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side.
She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest."
"But honey," she whispered, "I need to make a confession before I die... I slept with your brother, your best friend, and your father."
"Don't worry about it, sweetie," replied Adam as he wiped the tears from Brittany's cheek, "I know. Why do you think I poisoned you?"

What did the bird say to the fart?

You are the wind beneath my wings.



Edited at 18:39 Mon 5/11/07 (GMT)

I've just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as i started to feel sick!!!

Its good though and it does everything.........






Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Crisps.......

lmao nice it sounds just like something you'd do aswell Sam

lmao lol