While trying to shave the hairy back he had!!
Whizzkid neevr only had a hairy back yano,,oh noooo...he also had one long hair hanging from......

His Toe..........





(BUMPED!! C'mon guys!)

which gave his all round appearance the look of a hobbit who need a....

Little time to reflect on the current situation which was really about to get out of hand! The only way to stop the....

madness was to drown her sorrows in a cold pint but she but she forgot her...

Boob tube and she cud only drink when she had her boob tube on!! Anyway, she decided to........

down to the shop and get a new sparkly one

but instead she brought a bacon buttie but she forgot...

the bacon....

and the...

brown sauce so obviously she..

she contented herself on 2 slices of dry bed that ....

..had been there for months and had gone all...

green and...

Mushy like Pea's that made you fart and....

cry like you was peeling onions, it was so sad to see...

.......and it made you almost want to....

Hurl with delight *lmao* if that was possible people would love being...

Somewhere nice an hot with a..........

nice hot jacuzzi so she...