of course she didnt, she whipped out a bowl and some full fat milk and scoffed away, gordon brown decided to start throwing sugar!! he thought it would definatly get rid off her but it landed in her bowl and made the corn flakes alot tastier, that made pat a very strong women! gordon brown was out of ideas and started to cry, thats when......

he farted...

any followed through he said to pat....

big up to the P to the A to the T PAT you just made me follow through, give me some of them super power cornflakes, i dont need no more miss piggy for my breakfast im clearly obese anyway like yourself Pat, they shared a hug and took off to live .....

in never never land, where thay met peter pan and tinker bell, tinker bell suggested to peter pan should gordon get a bath before he comes in?? peter pan said ' yeh the dirty bugga could of got a bath before he come here hes got it all in the carpet......

all mud stains and crap in the carpet . I knew it was a stupid idea having a sticky carpet. Maybe we should get a new one made of ......

Toffe crisp, if you layed down it would taste nice because...

its toffee crisp........

but then, out of nowhere...

out comes paula she...

Graced snooks with her presence and the left as...

the devil that she is then...

something happened

POOR!!!


then a elephant came out of nowhere and stamped on pat butcher, all that was left of her was a nasty pile of lard!! the elephant disapered into thin air and the all said.......

What shall we do now, so they all decided to go to the beech but on the way .....

they were abducted by aliens, thaken aboard the space ship and

Realised that it was a fancy dress party but they forgot to dress up so they..

went to the back of the spaceship and changed different items of clothing so at least they looked like a bunch of walleys. what have you come as said an alien.....

She told them all a basket full of lies and made them beleive that they actually came as Shrek and donkey, anywho after the party was over they all went back to Freds so they could ...

eat some shrimp. They all realised the shrimp was gone off. So they ventured into town, only to find...