the mans friends just staired at him... what are you on about..

i was thinking about a nice wooly jumper the hrtleppol fan said, but the welsh guy said something else........

A wooly jumper the welshman shouted noo make a nice wooly scarf so i can keep my throat warm for singing,the outher man started to snort and giggle......

the man who was snorting and gigleing had onli 1 nostrel and it was huge, so when he started snorting and laughing again he snorted up the sheep!!!! thats the 3rd time this month thats happened!!! so what he has to do to get them out is to......

fart as loud as possible.....

but then again i could follow through ive done that 3 times this month aswell!! ive only got 1 pair of y fronts left. so i dont want to do that again! i need to think of another sort of method to get this sheep out of me its started to tickle my tummy!!!......

make your self sneeze shouted a young boy...

NO........

Why not...

Because it hurts

whos up for a drink in the pub, go on then shouted a few mates,*they walk off leaving him there with a sheep up his nose.....

yeh sure lets go to the sheep sha i mean shearer....

so they went to the pub stopping off too c alan shearer, alan shearer put the guy with a sheep up his nose on a penalty spot in his back garden and kiscked the guy straight up his bum, in an instant similar to nescafe the sheep came flying out of his nose and hit the woodwork, the hartlepool fans started heckling alan shearer, he wasnt happy at all so he got his adidas wellies out of the cupboard and........

slaped each and every1 of the hartlepool fans and started playin in some mud, where he kept his pig. it was a shame the pig only had to front legs, for it back legs it used 2 wheels glued on to its hip! it only had 1 eye and 1 ear, the pig went by the name lucky! anyways back to the story, as the hartlepool fans were rubbing there faces one of them looked up and saw......

Peter Beardsley kissing Alan Shearers nan, so they started heckling again, Shearer couldnt believe what was going on so he decided to turn Peter Beardsley into........

a goat! nobody ever knew that he had magic powers!! all the hartlepool fans shut right up and said sorry mr shearer we love you really! the pig turned round and said i never knew you had magical powers, why in gods green earth have you left me this long lookin like a shopping trolley, shearee turned around and said.....

Alan Hansen needs a trolley for the latest Morrisons Advert, he has got 9000 free boxes of celebrations for doing those ads, but that is not the point, the sheep was dissapointed that Alan would not change his shopping trolly physique because of Alan Hansens special needs and called Tony Blair for some personal advice....

tony blair said it isnt my problem any more!! he said ask gordon brown he will make things better for you!!!!!!!(HAHAHAHA YEH RITE) so the pig went to no 10 and asked him what should he do about all the ex footballers mocking him and letting him live that way! gordon brown said i know lets get rid off football all together and put you in a butchers window! the next morning gordon brown was eating his bacon butty when there was a knock on the no 10 door it was.....

Pat Butcher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pat was not happy that Gordon had quoted her red lit living room window as a place for pigs, clearly referring to Pat as a bit of Meat! Gordon was in a clever mood after eating his butty and decided to throw some cornflakes at Pat hoping she would go away.....