the dolphin food attracted dolphins onli!!!!! so he ended up with 27 dolphin 5 killer whales and 2 stickleback!! so then he fort for a minute and said wot shud i do with all these fish??(and mammels just for the picky ones lol) then a passer bye came along so he saidd to him............

Put the fish in this ice cream cone and we can feed it to Rik Wallers brother Birdseye Rik Waller, all went well and Birdseye ate the fish, minutes later Birdseye exploded into a million pieces and the landscape was covered in fishy mayhem..... 24 days later....

stuff happened.......

Then a big massive whale came out of the ocean and squashed a little village

its ok i was a village in wales, so it doesnt matter!!!!!!!, but alot of the welsh was rather mad and started blaming the english for......

taking up part of there precious country and destroying it with dragon slaying mo mowlams

its ok we said to the welsh, nobody listens to u anyways!! so they all went up to the hills and shouted.....

united,united,united

(im from wales)

hahahahaha unlucky m8!! anyways united united united....... so all the hartlepool fans turned up, so i said nope wrong united lads its all about manchester united. so all the hartlepool fans went home with there heads down like every match they play, and then 1 of them turned around and said.........

do you like chips and the other one said yes, and he said, wanna eat some, and he said ....

naa im on a diet thanks..

what do you mean your on a diet your 30 years old and you weight 4 and half stone!!!!! he said yeh but does my bum look big in these 7-8 years old size jeans!! he said........

naa i wouldn't use the word big more massive..

thats what i mean im a fat slob he said running of in the distant hills of wales jumping over al the sheep.......

wow have you seen that mans bum waw its huge...

He must be from england..

i no its surprising he only 4 and half stone you know! anyways them sheep look nice......