grae ...

Who was a bit too fatty for his new healthy diet so he had.....

all the manchester united players / supporters but he spat them out because they tasted nasty so he had....

to sprinkle sugar on them before he tried again...

and decided to have pasta instead...

of a white wine sauce, mixed with...

poo

but the poo tasted like poo so he took out the poo and used....

Potatoes instead which made it taste.........

like spuds. (lmao) He also added some...

Brussel sprouts as they are good for you and.....

promptly choked and died

somebody new continued as the main character of the story since yet another one died

his name was jimmy

and he drove a suzuki jimny

which he crashed and died lol

but the rescue team recovered his body and sent it to derren brown to see if he could do any special magic on it to bring it bak to life..it worked *shocked smilie*

then....

vendetta came and killed him again...

cos im like that

but i killed vendetta so he couldnt do it again lol

then...