The Funky Father () came to save the day and said....

The Funky Father () came to save the day and said....

no1 is dieing again, soo jimmy who recoverd after his crash went to the shop and bought some ...........

nappies to attend to the upset stomach he has had since the accident, it seems he only wants to go for a poo at pauls house so autie cucumber nose decided to tickle his......

ear. He really didnt like that, and cried for roughly 23 days. God, his eyes were sore, he stumbled out onto....

the streets to find a new place to live away from his family or friends. he eventually went to...

the beach to see who was there, and when he got there he couldent belive his eyes, he saw his .............

Old friend Paul who has now taken that nice smelling stuff out of the bathroom because all sorts of .........

females kept saying " Oooo, that smell's nice" and it was doing his head in. The monthly Crazy Over 40's Terrific Sailing Adventure was next and he didnt have time too......

Eat his monster munch so he

sucked it through a straw

But then the straw broke so he

cried and yelled at god...

God then smited him and yelled! "I_am_god now feel my wrath so then the little man

burst into flames and went to hell

but hell was closed for the week so

he blagged his way into heaven and met this drop dead gorgeous angel who went by the name of 'Gertrude', she was everything a man could ask for in a woman, kind, sweet and pretty, with the biggest pair of...........

shoes youve ever seen so he stole the shoes and got kicked out of heaven back to the real world

but he came back as a snail and not a man because of him stealing the shoes. Jim the snail roamed around the streets doing.....

a range of class A drugs, he set up a cartel within the snail community and killed any snail that got in his way....until one day....