he was double-crossed by his right hand man and they had a very slow and slimy fight to the death. Jim crushed his opponent, but couldnt stay in the city. He...

had a sex change and moved to alberquerky and grew to become great friends with a hot dog and a jumping frog....Then the drugs wore off and he realised it had all been a bad dream, he wasnt a gangster snail who'd had a sex change he was.......

a fish

and chip shop owner from coventry. He dreamed of one day being able to destroy his arch rival...Harry Ramsden, so he.........

slapped him with a wet fish and threw him into the sea

Harry did not like this one bit, he rose from the waves with a burning hot trident, and eyes black like the sea. Wings unfolded from his back with a crack, and he came flying toward jim. So jim pulled out his gun and shot him. Now jim was bored. His chippy had been ransacked and his....

gun was out of ammo so he....

went to see his uncle billy bob, got bullets and shot a dog by accident, he then went to spain and started...................

super frutti tutti army

armed with haribos and super laces they attacked the pope with a .....................

pack of fruit gums and made him chew them till his jaw got cramp. They stole his car and drove to france where they decided to......

stop at a small petrol station where they were shot execution style by the Vatican Guard for giving the pope cramp. Somehow Jim survived. He had been shot in the head, had his tutti fruity army stolen from him, killed Harry Ramsden, and shot a poor dog by accident. Now it was time for peace....

so he went to tibet and became a buddhist monk and tried to repay all the bad kharma he'd created.He soon realised that he was'nt cut out to be a monk, the clothes were itchy and the hair cuts were stupid. He phoned his mum and got her to book him a flight to las vegas where he bought a........

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and he realised that nobody being around for over a month so he went to a new path in life and became a .....

funky forum addict who posted on any thread he could find until that faithful day that...

his internet went and he steped out into the real world with the sun glaring in his eyes so he decided....

To go visit his friend who was in jail for...

intervening in a fight to help his friend who...

Was getting beat up by pikeys so he....

decided to go on a mission involving .......

drugs, sex and rock 'n' roll...