.. Lunatic called bob roaming around in these parts if your not careful he will nibble your ........

edited for naming and shaming.

Edited by forum moderator budweiser, at 20:37 Sun 14/11/10 (GMT)

....nibbles ..as she crossed the road she heard....

The screech of car tires because....

..they was screechin :S lmao...anyway when the car halted, no one could believe who was behind the wheel and ppl rushed out of shops just to...

There was a fat bloke lying in the middle of the road

and ppl thought iy was Mr Blobby so....

Lmaoo you've got to be joking ? Bob mite be offended you've put his name in there Mr moderator

They admired his pink skin, but they got bored so...

they looked at a fire because...

..they were plebs! After they looked at the fire like a gang of plebs they decided to go to Boylers house to see if they could....

Start a huge house party, which he said ok, but it's fancy dress and it's BYOB and then he put on the best music ever and they raved throughout the night, and the day, then the night, and day for 40 days straight !! But then....

...someone farted and the house emptied quick than you cud say 'scuse me! All these ppl fled into the street holding their...

clothes and belongings, but most stuff had been left behind so Boyler had a lot of expensive stuff ! So he decided to flog it on eBay, and made £100,000 !!! But...

....his old teacher saw half the stuff and knew it was fake so he frogmarched round to,,,,,,

JSG's house because Boyler had put a fake address on his eBay account (I don't have an eBay account so don't do me for fraud!) and he said to JSG.... "boy... you've changed..." so...

JSG slapped him and stormed off to look in the mirror....she almost fainted cos she had changed. once upon a time she was sooooooooooooo pretty and now she looked like a cross between.....

A sheep which had gone through a blender and Anne Widdicombe.... so she went to the make up place and got a complete makeover and came out....

...of the closet much to everyones surprise who always thought she was really a man anyway cos of the..

Moustache and smell, but no indeed she was a lady but with a distinct...

huge nose that made her feel so...