as you know owls have no bottoms so he regurgitated his poo all over her roof and flew away quickly because.....

...roofers were comin to fix her roof, but they turned up late because.......

They're van had a flat tyre and they had to call the AA out to....

Fix his van but they forgot their the tools so they had to....

got to a local Halfords to buy some but while they were there..........

his misses phoned him to tell him that...

he had just had another call out, the Queens golden carriage had broken down to which he said.........

il fix it for you on 1 condition... you give me Balmoral Castle, to which the Queen replied.......

Oh I can't do that I'm giving it to Wills for his wedding but you can have..........

a couple of donkeys i keep in my stables, but be careful, they....

are trained to attack people who ...............

sneak up from behind....

the chip shop and steal your.............

battered sausages, so the Queen summoned, thee 1, thee only......

wicked witch of Ireland to get off her bike and onto her ......

Her Louis Vuitton broomstick and fly straight across to London to............

..Liverpool cos she heard that theres just some girl who is proper fab and loves to..

Hug lamposts and postboxes on her way home from.................

..the charity shop where she often goes to buy handbags, white ones to dance around when she goes out bopping her little feet off with her white high heels on and her lime green vest top with matching blue skirt and brass Pat Butcher type earings and....

then to soothe her sore little feet she needs to soak in some hot......