The crime scene cleaners were called, but on the way, they called into........

The beauty salon were they had a ................

Manicure, pedicure, facial, Eyebrow wax, and a CBS, which some of the guys thought that was really painful, so to ease the pain of the CSB, the decided to......

Run down the street with no shirts on pretending they were......

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not in pain, so they went into the nearest ice cream shop and..........

...stole all of the ice cream so then they.....

licked and licked alllll day and suddenly felt..........

like a huge weight had been lifted off their shoulders only to find in fact that....

they forgot to pay their parking ticket, so they rushed round the corner, only to find..........

their Ferrari clamped and a fine for £60 attached to the window, however, with a flash of a crisp £20 note to the traffic warden they.....

Got arrested as he thaught there were soliciting whilst on the way to jail they...

Tried to bribe the police man which only...........

turned out to be a Policewoman, who actually looked like a policeman, even had a bit off a beard too, she wasnt very happy about this, so, in anger, she.......

Took out her truncheon out and...................

and put it back in again, coz she didnt want to ba arrested for battery, instead, she decided to......

get out her luncheon which she shared with ........

Prince charles, who happened to live next door to the police station, but unfortunately, he......

Was busy talking to his plants so he called Camilla who said..........