n1 grae

Thanks guys

good poem Grae

i'd have to agree with wots said above,
yer poem worked for me,
frustration and missin all the craic,
sittin in front of a blank screen.

so grae come on you've got our attention,
keep yer poems comin,
just keep em clean and controversy free,
and you won't get a summons.

but where is paula's contribution,
is she havin a break?
that pesky rabbit i thinks to blame,
but how much can it take!!!!!

Gaz to me it doesn't come easy
to think of the words to rhyme
sometimes it makes me feel quite queasy
and it often takes a long time

Writing with controversy
I don't think you'll find
You see it's just not me
I don't have that sort of mind

For while now poems from Paula's have been absent
but I'll let her off as she's my mate her
Perhaps she's working to pay off the rent
I heard of things called rabbits another word for them is a Bunny

am not so sure that yer gettin the gist,
but we'll leave it at that or mods will slap our wrist,
am so glad that the poems aint died on their rear,
will maybe post some more after a handful of beers.

so grae is accomplished and paula's not bad ,
but wots happened to smurf is he feelin too sad,
get yer butt here right now and give us some craic,
or paula will find you and give you a smack!

Jimi, I think you are absolutley right
we'll leave it and move on to a new topic
perhaps I'll write a new poem tonight
it might even be a poem acrostic

As to the other missing poets
it upsets some people you know
but maybe they just don't know it
so let's encourage them, mabye with a poetry show.

i hear what yer sayin,
i do like yer style,
there don't seem to be poets,
on snooks for miles,
we gotta keep pluggin,
away at our rhymes,
coz neglect aint no good,
tis a sign of the times
so come smurf!!!
grae and paula too,
don't leave this great thread,
languishing in poooooooo!!!!!!!

keep er lit!!!!

Page Two

Oh no ! This can't be true
I must write poems quicker
Write a poem is on page two
I must make my poems slicker

Page two seems a long way down
I know it's not much of a partition
And when it's there I wear a frown
Come on Snooks join my petition

When it gets pushed off page one
I know I shouldn't, but I get the hump
And I always end up feeling glum
So here's a short poem to give it a bump !

a cheeky git,
who likes to give lip,
a smack in't mouth would do,
so watch yer step,
or u might not get,
to the 'real poems thread 2'

I really didn't mean any harm
Or want to create a bit of do
I don't want a smack from you "hairy" arm
I'd love to be here for poems 2

awww go on then grae,
we'll miss u otherwise,
and wouldn't want u comin,
here in disguise,
twas funny other day,
saw smurf in a thread,
he saw keep er lit!,
and it popped in his head,
that jimi must be,
that clampit from pool,
drippesville or flippesville,
it don't matter...he's a fool!!!
not really of course,
he didn't say that,
but was probably thinkin........
can't get away from that prat!!!

Well this morning I don't have much time
And as you know my name is Grae
So I thought I'd leave just a little rhyme
to say, thanks for letting me stay

lmao yer welcome dear man,
as we try to accommodate who we can,
the standards may have slipped,
just look there's that 'hippes',
you and paula may come up with a good plan.

PMSL @ the poems above
I see you 2 have found love
In the shape of verse and rhyme
Giving each other a bitta time
Keep em coming SO TO SPEAK
Post on here week after week
Some good banter and fun too
A way to converse with me and you

in she breezes just like pool,
windswept hair and lookin cool,
paula's back so lets take cover,
she's scarier than any other!!!!!!!!!

so me and grae are doin fine,
we write some poems whilst sippin wine,
fun n games on forums great,
writin crap and gettin in a state!

Valentines Sucks

Hearts and roses and kissses galore,
What the hell is all that crap for?
People get mushy with the ones they hold dear,
It's definately the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get over with and pass, Before i shove something up cupids ...,
I'll spend the day so drunk i cant speak,
And wear black for the rest of the week,
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid,
The arrow cupid shot at me must not have
struck,
Cause I think this love thing really does suck,
So here's my story...what else can i say?
I really despise Valentines Day!!

He still led
When he potted the last red
But the next pocket was blind
And now hes behind
There might be a way back
But he needs up to and including the black

i came on and found this thread on page 2,
indeed wot i tell u is true!!
so come on take the time,
try and write a wee rhyme,
and stop jimi feelin so blue.

I would
If I could
I can't
So I shan't
I'd try
But I'd Cry
It's hard ...
I'm no Bard