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14:34 Tue 22 Feb 11 (GMT) [Link]
Oh jimi dear , youre poems are keek,
but it dosnt stop me,
havin a peek.
youre rubbish at carom,
as is your pink suit
next time i see you,
il give ya a boot
but it dosnt stop me,
havin a peek.
youre rubbish at carom,
as is your pink suit
next time i see you,
il give ya a boot
22:36 Tue 22 Feb 11 (GMT) [Link]
words of wisdom from calar are quite rare,
tis true could be said of my hair!
but at snooker she's crap,
gets in too much of a flap,
storms off in a huff sayin "I don't care"
tis true could be said of my hair!
but at snooker she's crap,
gets in too much of a flap,
storms off in a huff sayin "I don't care"
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20:00 Thu 24 Feb 11 (GMT) [Link]
I found a little cherry stone
and put it in the ground
when next year, i came too look
a little shoot i found
the shoot grew bigger
day by day
and soon became a tree
i picked the cherries
one by one
and ate them for my tea
and put it in the ground
when next year, i came too look
a little shoot i found
the shoot grew bigger
day by day
and soon became a tree
i picked the cherries
one by one
and ate them for my tea
06:10 Sat 26 Feb 11 (GMT) [Link]
woohoo! keep er lit R
xqueenx said:
I found a little cherry stone
and put it in the ground
when next year, i came too look
a little shoot i found
the shoot grew bigger
day by day
and soon became a tree
i picked the cherries
one by one
and ate them for my tea
and put it in the ground
when next year, i came too look
a little shoot i found
the shoot grew bigger
day by day
and soon became a tree
i picked the cherries
one by one
and ate them for my tea
woohoo! keep er lit R
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09:09 Fri 4 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
Poem, Poem, Poem Yay, Poem, Yay, Poem, Yay!!!!
Poem of the century that
Poem of the century that
16:06 Tue 8 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
Oh no ! I think it's true
This thread has slipped to page two
Come on Paula and Jimi Clapton
help me put it back on page one
I need some help, I can't do it all by myself
I am not very good at writing you see
As poetry books are not on my shelf
But at least I kept in from page three !
Be the tempo quick or be it slow
come on people give us a clue
Even if rhyming words, you don't know
So write a poem, let's having you.
This thread has slipped to page two
Come on Paula and Jimi Clapton
help me put it back on page one
I need some help, I can't do it all by myself
I am not very good at writing you see
As poetry books are not on my shelf
But at least I kept in from page three !
Be the tempo quick or be it slow
come on people give us a clue
Even if rhyming words, you don't know
So write a poem, let's having you.
12:22 Wed 9 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
Oh dear, I'm feeling really glum
Just like the Eeyore the donkey
yesterday I put this thread on page one
but my plan has just gone wonkey
So take some time, give it a try
you'll find, it isn't really that hard
Soon the words from your keyboard will fly
Maybye we'll find a hidden bard ?
So let's keep this thread where it should be
Don't just sit and twiddle your thumbs
It doesn't belong on page two or page three
It's rightful place is on page one
Just like the Eeyore the donkey
yesterday I put this thread on page one
but my plan has just gone wonkey
So take some time, give it a try
you'll find, it isn't really that hard
Soon the words from your keyboard will fly
Maybye we'll find a hidden bard ?
So let's keep this thread where it should be
Don't just sit and twiddle your thumbs
It doesn't belong on page two or page three
It's rightful place is on page one
12:41 Thu 10 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
Awwwwww thats good tha
xqueenx said:
I found a little cherry stone
and put it in the ground
when next year, i came too look
a little shoot i found
the shoot grew bigger
day by day
and soon became a tree
i picked the cherries
one by one
and ate them for my tea
and put it in the ground
when next year, i came too look
a little shoot i found
the shoot grew bigger
day by day
and soon became a tree
i picked the cherries
one by one
and ate them for my tea
Awwwwww thats good tha
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09:02 Fri 11 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
Thinking about it, this is a legendary song!
captainking1 said:
Poems are gooooood,
Poems are baaaaaad,
Poems are joooooood,
Poems are raaaaaaad,
My poems suuuuuuuuck,
But with any luuuuuuuuuck,
You..........won't.................die................reading thiiiiiiiis!!!!!!!
Poems are baaaaaad,
Poems are joooooood,
not too sure what that is
Poems are raaaaaaad,
My poems suuuuuuuuck,
But with any luuuuuuuuuck,
You..........won't.................die................reading thiiiiiiiis!!!!!!!
Thinking about it, this is a legendary song!
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14:35 Tue 22 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
there is a guy called kevin
who really is a pain
he will not leave the thread alone
our posting is in vain
but we will keep on trying
to get our highest score
and if he dosnt let us
the tears will surely pour
so, come on kev now stop it
let us do our thing
dont be posting anymore
then we all will sing
who really is a pain
he will not leave the thread alone
our posting is in vain
but we will keep on trying
to get our highest score
and if he dosnt let us
the tears will surely pour
so, come on kev now stop it
let us do our thing
dont be posting anymore
then we all will sing
17:05 Tue 22 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
This is a strange thread
Everything done in rhymes
M Woods turn to jump in
This means good times
And look who posed before me
The lovely sexy Rhonda
Oops i said her name wrong
She has more bite than Annaconda!
thats a snake rhonda
Wasnt sure if youd know
Ive got the manflu today
Im in a world of sorrow
Sore throat and sniffles
I really cannot cope
You and me should go away
To Vegas and elope ;)
Steady steady steady on
The world of snooker cries
Im Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible
Im just in disguise
Its time for a knockout punch
To end on a high note
These people rock your laptop
Im the one that floats your boat ;)
Booooooooooooom
Edited at 15:24 Tue 22/03/11 (GMT)
Everything done in rhymes
M Woods turn to jump in
This means good times
And look who posed before me
The lovely sexy Rhonda
Oops i said her name wrong
She has more bite than Annaconda!
thats a snake rhonda
Wasnt sure if youd know
Ive got the manflu today
Im in a world of sorrow
Sore throat and sniffles
I really cannot cope
You and me should go away
To Vegas and elope ;)
Steady steady steady on
The world of snooker cries
Im Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible
Im just in disguise
Its time for a knockout punch
To end on a high note
These people rock your laptop
Im the one that floats your boat ;)
Booooooooooooom
Edited at 15:24 Tue 22/03/11 (GMT)
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18:25 Tue 22 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
LMAOOO. love that 1
m_wood said:
This is a strange thread
Everything done in rhymes
M Woods turn to jump in
This means good times
And look who posed before me
The lovely sexy Rhonda
Oops i said her name wrong
She has more bite than Annaconda!
thats a snake rhonda
Wasnt sure if youd know
Ive got the manflu today
Im in a world of sorrow
Sore throat and sniffles
I really cannot cope
You and me should go away
To Vegas and elope ;)
Steady steady steady on
The world of snooker cries
Im Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible
Im just in disguise
Its time for a knockout punch
To end on a high note
These people rock your laptop
Im the one that floats your boat ;)
Booooooooooooom
Edited at 15:24 Tue 22/03/11 (GMT)
Everything done in rhymes
M Woods turn to jump in
This means good times
And look who posed before me
The lovely sexy Rhonda
Oops i said her name wrong
She has more bite than Annaconda!
thats a snake rhonda
Wasnt sure if youd know
Ive got the manflu today
Im in a world of sorrow
Sore throat and sniffles
I really cannot cope
You and me should go away
To Vegas and elope ;)
Steady steady steady on
The world of snooker cries
Im Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible
Im just in disguise
Its time for a knockout punch
To end on a high note
These people rock your laptop
Im the one that floats your boat ;)
Booooooooooooom
Edited at 15:24 Tue 22/03/11 (GMT)
LMAOOO. love that 1
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18:37 Tue 22 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
Hey Mafheweeee you are no Tom Cruise
Ive beaten you so much lately
You are starting to bruise
Go get some tissues
For that runny nose
And off to the chemist
for lemsip i suppose
Edited at 16:49 Tue 22/03/11 (GMT)
Ive beaten you so much lately
You are starting to bruise
Go get some tissues
For that runny nose
And off to the chemist
for lemsip i suppose
Edited at 16:49 Tue 22/03/11 (GMT)
19:01 Tue 22 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
Off to the chemist
For lemsip n lockets
Stay on this site
Putting balls in the pockets
Two LUCKY wins
Nothing to brag about
The next one ill win
Ill end my winning draught :P
People on here
Must think we are flirting
In poems and rhymes
Their Jealousy is hurting
Some are weird
Some are old croanies
You be my cheese
Ill be your baloney (PMSL)
I rhyme with some risk
Im wanted by Hallmark Cards
Im in my own league
Ahead by yards
The time has come to go
I shall leave with no strings
You can ring by bell
It will go Ding a Ling
For lemsip n lockets
Stay on this site
Putting balls in the pockets
Two LUCKY wins
Nothing to brag about
The next one ill win
Ill end my winning draught :P
People on here
Must think we are flirting
In poems and rhymes
Their Jealousy is hurting
Some are weird
Some are old croanies
You be my cheese
Ill be your baloney (PMSL)
I rhyme with some risk
Im wanted by Hallmark Cards
Im in my own league
Ahead by yards
The time has come to go
I shall leave with no strings
You can ring by bell
It will go Ding a Ling
03:35 Wed 23 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
grae u left without rhymin,
am disgusted you've just left like that!
get back and give us some poems,
or paula will give you a slap!
am disgusted you've just left like that!
get back and give us some poems,
or paula will give you a slap!
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12:37 Wed 23 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
m_wood the nottingham forest fan
the colour of red
the lowest colour in snooker
is what the rules said
yet black and white snooker balls
most valuble its true
the colour of the mighty magpies
notts county through and through
the colour of red
the lowest colour in snooker
is what the rules said
yet black and white snooker balls
most valuble its true
the colour of the mighty magpies
notts county through and through
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14:55 Wed 23 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
Now, Revenge he has a spider
and dyson is his name
if you think its harmless
you better think again
He waits while you are sleeping
in the corner of his cage
and once he sees you sleeping
his legs go up in rage
The ugly thing comes creeping
right upon your nose
Thats when you dont realise
he just sits there to pose
so, get yourself a kitty
its much more friendly too
at least you can take it for a walk
erm.....
even to the zoo
and dyson is his name
if you think its harmless
you better think again
He waits while you are sleeping
in the corner of his cage
and once he sees you sleeping
his legs go up in rage
The ugly thing comes creeping
right upon your nose
Thats when you dont realise
he just sits there to pose
so, get yourself a kitty
its much more friendly too
at least you can take it for a walk
erm.....
even to the zoo
22:17 Wed 23 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
i like it, but its name isnt dyson!
xqueenx said:
Now, Revenge he has a spider
and dyson is his name
if you think its harmless
you better think again
He waits while you are sleeping
in the corner of his cage
and once he sees you sleeping
his legs go up in rage
The ugly thing comes creeping
right upon your nose
Thats when you dont realise
he just sits there to pose
so, get yourself a kitty
its much more friendly too
at least you can take it for a walk
erm.....
even to the zoo
and dyson is his name
if you think its harmless
you better think again
He waits while you are sleeping
in the corner of his cage
and once he sees you sleeping
his legs go up in rage
The ugly thing comes creeping
right upon your nose
Thats when you dont realise
he just sits there to pose
so, get yourself a kitty
its much more friendly too
at least you can take it for a walk
erm.....
even to the zoo
i like it, but its name isnt dyson!
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