it is now

:O I love the poems on here! Some good poets too!


Psssssssst *Whispers to Jimi* "Ya seen this lot?"
Dont tell them i told ya but, its more than weve got
We just need to get ,our thread back on top form
Just so to this lot, it seems like the norm!!
For Pools where all fun and games started
Crying with laughters as with jokes we parted
Yet these days our 'posters' are running low
Its just you and me and a few that we know
..

,,,(and one i prepared earlier on pool)


I woke up this morning was feeling great
That was until, i heard from me mate
God! Her mind it was so twisted
I wanted to flip, but i just resisted

Sometimes to me, she can be cruel
I find myself asking if im just her fool
Yet other times she's lovely and kind
When she doesnt push, people aside

Today for example it was a pure waste
Im hoping things said where in haste..
Cos if she doesnt give me a 2nd thought
Thats one hell of a lesson ive been taught

Theres only so much i can really take
Before my temper, it does start to break
Then once we've both had our say
Ive simply learnt to walk away

But as weve known each other so long
I brush comments aside and stay strong
Tho she drives me around the bend,
What can i do? She's a special Friend

So alas we both just let the tiff go
Me? I have to, because i luv her so
She cant read this so i have to say
I might just tell her straight today

You better stop messin with my head
Or I'll be the twisted mate instead

yes paula i know it's sad but true,
there aren't many more than me ste and you,
but we get a lot of posters,
some doin really well,
others really should be damned,
and sent straight down to hell! (harsh)

keep er lit funksters

Clapton was harsh!
Send people to hell?
How about instead
Throw them down a well

It would probably hurt
Dropping 60 foot
Probably break a leg
Or worse, get a cut

But thats the pice you pay
When you do this crime
Im like a tick and tock
You cant even tell time

I am sorry to out you Clap
But I was listening to Trance
I like the beat and choon
You prefer your Riverdance

Im just on here rhyming
Rapping, doing my thing
Ill eat my Walkers Crisps
You can eat my cheesey string

It is almost cuppa tea time
I really need a brew
I talk nice things
You talk donkey...... :P

Hahah! :) twas fun!

Shooter: "Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say." Happy: "How about I just go eat some hay. I could make things out of clay, and lay by the bay, I just may. What d'ya say?"

It broke our hearts to lose you,
But you didn't go alone,
As part of us went with you,
The day God took you home.
A million times we missed you,
A million times we cried,
If love could have saved you,
You never would have died.
To the grave we travel,
The flowers are placed with care,
No-one knows the heartache,
As we turn to leave you there.
If tears could build a stairway,
And heartaches could make a lane,
We would walk a path to heaven,
And bring you back again.

Beautiful

brought a tear to my eye

its amazin wot words can achieve in a verse,
sometimes ya feel good and other times worse,
but if its said from the heart and ya mean wot ya say,
it really doesn't matter put yer feelins on display.

now smurf's got one here that made me feel sad,
he's oviously cut up coz he lost his grandad,
am sure all on snooks and all poolers too,
are there for a friend and smurf that is you.

Here is a poem I posted too celebrate my 1,000th post seems appropriate again now with my impending 30,000k posts

The last Post

I feel that it's time to stop posting
Gen Chat is the forum I've had fun most in
I'm quite a nice guy, that's not boasting
I'm polite and kind and I'd never give anyone a roasting

So much fun I have had in the Forum
Sometimes not enough people to make quorum
The posters are nice; I'd do anything for 'em
But I feel it's time to for me to no more bore 'em

Is it time to say goodbye and leave?
Or are there some more posts up my sleeve?
If I go I'm sure some people I will relieve
But then again others would grieve

I type on a keyboard like a monkey
I have made many friends here on Funky
In truth I'm a bit of an old flunky
But will I end up a Forum Junky?

G Man G Man you are bad
Y'already a junky aintcha lad?
30k plus posts you have got
If you leave theses threads will rot!!

now G, dont you leave us
what will we ever do
without youre posts on here
we will certainly be feeling blue

so keep them poems coming
they really give me cheer
and if you keep on posting
il have to buy you BEER

We are here again cutting it fine
This is how im making it Rhyme
This is a dedi for the man GK
Ill be waiting a while, hes queing at BK
Yeah you see coz he loves the Big Whopper
Burger and Cheese is always a heart stopper
You take care of that when you go to cardiac
It aint no asparagus, it aint an afradisiac
So thirty thousand posts man thats earned some respect
I counted every one, every one i got checked
You love the word assocation thinking of unsual words
I just posted Ostrich coz the word before was Birds
And you should take advantage man, Ron Ron buying you beer
Her purse is always closed, everything to her is too dear
Im not saying shes tight, she just loves her money too much
She likes her men with a good physique like me, she hates them too butch
Its hot and its sunny, its time to wear some shorts
Just dont get your legs out GK, ill sue you to the courts!
And thats not a dig man, I heard you have nobbelly knees
So for the love of god, keep wearing jeans.. i beg you... please
So thanks for the 30k posts, we should get some on Blu Ray
So lets here it for GK..Hip Hip HooRay

Holla

Wow, thanks

Not sure if I've had a poem about me before.

bad day,
gettin worse,
might end up,
in a hearse!
someone please,
cheer me up,
should i care?
or give a...........damn.
it's gettin me,
down to the point,
i could end up,
in the joint!
but really people,
make some time,
i wanna read,
some brand new rhymes!!

Way hey Jimi's back
no time for poems to slack
Jimi always rhymes a verse
Mine well they seem to get worse

He always brings out the poet in me
I make some rhymes for all to see
It isn't really that hard you know
So come guys and gals have a go

I cant make no money
i aint makin a profit
seems although im making a loss
but i really dont give a freaking...

allo there grae,
at least someone's glad,
i hear them say,
that jimi's bad,
but this ain't true,
and that's a fact,
it's all because.....
my halo's in tact.

A halo I surely don't wear
But also I never swear
Jimi, you can't really be bad
'cos reading your poems makes me glad

So let's keep this thread going
The seeds of poetry sowing
Maybe we'll be a big hit
And as you say "we'll keep 'er lit"

g_k he is so cool,
smart and not a fool,
plays the shots real good,
just like a professional would.

The art of the game,
is too win a frame,
be nice, and enjoy,
whether you are 65 or just a boy.

The game itself is not that hard,
be nice to others or you will be barred,
you can play on here every day,
just read the rules and play the funky way.

Be number 1 or bottom at last,
live for tomorrow and forget the past,
meet new friends, and be a gent,
whether you live in Glasgow or near Kent

If you play on here, forget the wife,
just tell her its the funky way and the way of life,
be nice to kids, young or old,
watch your language you have been told.

Earn the points to be on top,
or lose a game and face the drop,
either way enjoy the games,
win or lose loads of frames.