US of A is a country I have not visited but I would love to, and espeically to go to Las Vegas, Miami and of course New York City where I would love to go to Madison Square Garden to watch a spot of NBA Basketball with the home team being the New York Knicks

Knicks could been seen as a shortened word for knickers.

Knickers are sexy, Granny Knickers are Not

Not a chance, thongs are where its at

At where ?

where the pink faires join forces with blushing zombies in a dance of utter flamboyance.

Flamboyance is, unless I am very much mistaken, a word which has never been used at the end of a sentence here.

Here, there, they seek that scarlet pimpernel everywhere.

Everywhere i go , everyone i know are great , except for the fakes .

Fakes are frauds

Frauds are created by criminals to fool people.

People like me hate it when they run out of rashers when trying to cook a fry

Fry eggs, mushrooms, hash browns and sausages.

Sausages when they are battered is just wrong, I always opt for a Jumbo Sausage when I go to my local Chipshop

Chipshops dont use Birdseye.

Birdseye Potato Waffles are very tasty indeed, almost as tasty as my home made Curry

Curry has, so we are inclined to believed, overtaken fish and chips as the most popular English meal.

Of course, it is not a scratch on French cuisine.

cusine de france is a bakery which bakes really nice bread

Bread is much tastier in France.

France is full of slimey frogs legs