Seriously smiling can enlighten your life epically.

Epically, could be the word to describe my nouse, determination and sheer grit to finally achieve the total of 100 Tournament Victories on FunkySnooker and to finally become the most successful Power Snooker Tournament Winner in the History of the game, not that im one to brag of course oh no no no, ive better things to do such as make a denim shirt look good, and the key is not to show too much chest hair

Hair is something I am very short of.

Of course i knew what they were saying so I had to do something to stop their evil plan.

Plan carefully, before you set off, and you will reduce the chances of events unforseen.

unforseen circumstances usually lead to disappointment

Disappointment, more usually in the plural, is something most Funky Snooker players have experienced.

Experienced woman for the win!

Win, is what England will do against the Welsh on Tuesday, Tuesday is the 2nd day of the week and 2nd week of September, When September Ends was a big hit song for the band Greenday from their album American Idiot, an Idiot Abroad was the tv show involving Karl Pilkington where he travelled to the 7 wonders of the World including the Taj Mahal and the Pyramids, The Pyramids are in Egypt which is also home to The Valley of the Kings, Kings are the main Piece in Chess to protect, Protect and Serve is a motto used by the LA Police Department, There are many Department stores in the Uk including River Island, HomeBase and Dorothy Perkins, Perkins rhymes with Gherkins which I do not like as I think they taste quite nasty, and another thing that tastes nasty are noodles, Noodles are big in Japan and people eat them with chopsticks, chopsticks is what anybody can play on the Piano, Pjanoo is said like Piano and was the song by Eric Prydz that he remixed and another song he did was Call on Me which was also a song done by Janet Jackson which leads me to my final word in this post Jackson

Jackson Richardson ... who he?

He would be someone ive never heard off

'of' i think you mean...

Means the same thing

Thing is,, hes a bit of an idiot and not worth listening TOO

Too true...

Truer words have rarely been spoken.

Spoken, or perhaps thought even.

Thought id see you here

Here, there they seek that elusive scarlet Baff everywhere.

Everywhere but where I am actually am....! That reminds me of the old question: Why is something always in the last place that you look ...?