legs eleven is a phrase used in bingo

Bingo Night Live was a tv show, im not sure if it still is, that was co presented by Jayne Sharp, whom was married to Dave Vitty, better known as Comedy Dave who works with Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles, WHOM has also seperated from his long term partner Sophie

sophie giraffe is a baby teething toy

Toy Story 3 was an epic film and made alot of guys cry including me, it was a really great film, i should buy it on DVD actually as well as the other 2, and being as my surname is Wood, at school I would be called Woody and had Toy Story references thrown at me, so before anybody asks, No, I will not reach for the sky and No, there is not a snake in my boots.

Boots are normally worn outside when the weather is really bad.

Bad weather is something that the East coast of the US is about to experience.

Experience in a certain field will get you increasingly good jobs.

Experience in a certain field will get you increasingly good jobs.

jobs are hard to come by now though!

Though and although are commonly misused in the English language.

language in foreign countries are sometimes difficult to understand.

Understand this Polida, you are Beautiful and I want to whisk you away for a lushious date, and I know you are wondering where I would take you, dont worry I have it all figured out, we will enjoy a nice soothing drink, just the two of us, in the corner, and enjoy our food, and chat the night away and have a great time, coz lets face it, everyone loves going to Nandos

Nandos, Woody is that your idea of a romantic restaurant ?

Restaurant of Nandos quality has plenty of romance and allure, you should know this G_K, it is a romantic beauty spot well... ok, perhaps its not, but in my presence the charm-o-meter would be raising Polidas Temperature

Temperature raising indeed, I think Nandos woulud have the opposite effect for me Mr wood !

Mr Wood and polida will soon need a private room if the chat carries on in this vein.

Vein, artery, I can never remember which one carries blood away from the heart.

Heart and lungs are important organs. You would not survive without them.

them organs are very important :)

Important message for all "last word new sentence users": don't take it all too seriously.