You could always make a thread for riddles, like there is on pool...

There was this guy who was 1/2 Irish, 1/2 Scottish.
He wanted a drink but he couldn't bring himself to buy one.

A man walks in to a bar......ouch.

OHHHH My Stella_man MIGHT post some jokes here for you lot! I'll have a word!









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ive already said that one but i used brighty as an example

what is the difference between a brick and a ginger lad?

a brick gets laid

2 chavs fall down a hill...who wins???

society

what do ya call a chav in a polo - mint
what do ya call a chav in a filing cabinet - sorted
what do ya call a chav in a box - innit!

Not funny

2good's were decent jokes. I think more would agree if you said 'Not Funny' about your joke about the Ginger and not about 2good's jokes.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO Oh Come on jokes are meant to be just that JOKES heheharhar

well you cant please everyone was this in some way offensive by the way!

What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

What do chavs use as protection?
A bus shelter!

The last one will probably get removed but still funny.

Bon Voyage.

Edited by forum moderator fastboysam, at 01:03 Sun 24/06/07 (BST)

Yep your right mate it was removed lol. Also what was the fuss over the ginger joke its in the same league as english scotsman irishman jokes and the way i see it it passes the rules for this thread so enjoy the jokes and remember life to short to moan a winge.

o yeah here is a joke unless it about football

One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. Hes sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So the burglar asks, "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus'!

Edited at 16:45 Mon 25/06/07 (BST)

paddy and eddie were walking down the street paddy said to eddie can you see that forest eddie was like what forest the trees on in the way !!!

3 men board a plane with beer bottles.

They are Italian, Spanish, and Irish.

They fly over to Italy, and drop a bottle.

They fly to Spain, and drop a bottle.

They fly to Ireland and drop a bomb.

They fly back to Italy and they see a little boy crying.

"Little boy why are you crying" they ask.

"Because my daddy got hit in the head with a beer bottle"

They fly to Spain and they see a little girl crying.

"Little girl why are you crying" they ask.

"Because my mommy got hit in the head with a beer bottle".

They fly to Ireland and see a little boy laughing hysterically.

"Little boy why are you laughing" they ask.

"Because my daddy farted and blew up the house"

Edited at 10:12 Mon 2/07/07 (BST)

LMF (_x_) OFF!

some wife jokes

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



Edited at 15:27 Mon 2/07/07 (BST)

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hahahahahahaha liking that joke