hahaha thats a good one!:L

hahahaha a bit naughty

What do you call a pointless race that covers 2,200 miles throughout France?


The French.

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Class!

A guy comes home from the bar drunk at 4am in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he tries to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and lets rip a fart.

His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"

He replies, "Touchdown, I'm up 7-0."

She thinks to herself, "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.

He yells at her, "What was that?"

She replies "Touchdown, tie score."

Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix
her." He's laying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he craps in bed.

The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

He replied, "Half time, switch sides."

haha

How do you make a duck sing?

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oh hang on i kinda get it...

A woman walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey where'd you get the pig?"

The women says "This isn't a pig it's a duck" and the bartender says "No, I was talking to the duck!"




A man and a duck are walking down the street together.

Suddenly the man notices a low-flying airplane coming right for them.

The man yells "DUCK!!!!" and the duck looks back at the man with an angry face and yells "MAN!!!!"

hehe!!

There was a barman who owned a duck who danced on a tin box. He sold it to another bar man who phoned him later asking how to make him stop. He replied "Open the tin and blow out the candles!"

are these all duck jokes? lol

lol nope here's a penguin joke


A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."

The guy says "okay", and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- this time they're all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"

The guy replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach!"

Double post

any panda jokes?

Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.
I laughed at the irony.
Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.

haha

Of course!

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders some lunch. When he finishes, he gets up to leave and then pulls a gun out of his fur and shoots a waiter. He then heads for the door.

The shocked manager yells, "Hey, what do you think you're doing?

The panda answers calmly, "I'm a panda bear, Look it up" then walks out the door.

The manager grabs a dictionary and looks up the word 'Panda'. He reads out loud "Panda - Large black and white bear. Eats shoots and leaves"