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23:06 Mon 17 Jan 11 (GMT) [Link]
My laptop is messed. It just keeps playing "Chasing Pavements" over and over again.
I think it's a Dell.
I just watched a terrifying film about a couple who unwittingly buy a haunted yogurt.
It's called Paranormal Activia.
Got rejected by a girl last night because I had swallowed an abacus.
I told her, its what's on the inside that counts.
I think it's a Dell.
I just watched a terrifying film about a couple who unwittingly buy a haunted yogurt.
It's called Paranormal Activia.
Got rejected by a girl last night because I had swallowed an abacus.
I told her, its what's on the inside that counts.
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20:44 Mon 31 Jan 11 (GMT) [Link]
:/
pilbyjoel said:
a duck walks into a chip shop and says "ya got any bananas?"
The man there says "no , we dont sell bananas , we're a chip shop."
DAY 2
The duck walks into the same chip shop and says " hi, you got any bananas?"
The man says "No we haven't , as i said yesterday, we're a chip shop."
DAY 3
That same duck walks into the same chip shop and says ". you got any bananas?"
The man says "NO we don't sell bananas! If you come and ask for bananas again I'll nail your beak to the counter!"
DAY 4
That same darn duck walks into that chippy again and asks " You got any nails?"
The bloke says "No, we dont sell nails, we're a chip shop."
So the duck says "Good, you got any bananas?"
The man there says "no , we dont sell bananas , we're a chip shop."
DAY 2
The duck walks into the same chip shop and says " hi, you got any bananas?"
The man says "No we haven't , as i said yesterday, we're a chip shop."
DAY 3
That same duck walks into the same chip shop and says ". you got any bananas?"
The man says "NO we don't sell bananas! If you come and ask for bananas again I'll nail your beak to the counter!"
DAY 4
That same darn duck walks into that chippy again and asks " You got any nails?"
The bloke says "No, we dont sell nails, we're a chip shop."
So the duck says "Good, you got any bananas?"
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11:16 Sun 27 Feb 11 (GMT) [Link]
A young guy pulls an older bird in the bar.... shes 58, but looks very good for her age. On the way back to her house, the guy thinks "mmm, i bet her daughter is HOT". When out of the blue she asks if he would be interested in a "Sportsmans Double".... " whats that?" he replies....... "its a mother and daughter threesome" WOW, YES PLEASE. As they go into the hall, she puts the light on and shouts... "Mum, put your teeth in, hes up for it "
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02:02 Wed 16 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
Knock knock
Edited at 00:21 Wed 16/03/11 (GMT)
Edited at 00:21 Wed 16/03/11 (GMT)
02:22 Wed 16 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
lol great decision to change the joke dude
So who's there
So who's there
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02:37 Wed 16 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
yeah, was inappropriate
a guy lucky not to be banned, thats whos there
a guy lucky not to be banned, thats whos there
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02:48 Wed 16 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
a man walks into the bedroom, where his wife is reading a book, holding a duck under his arm
"thats the pig i'm sleeping with" he says
the wife replies "thats a duck, my dearest"
"i know" the man says, "thats who i'm talking to"
"thats the pig i'm sleeping with" he says
the wife replies "thats a duck, my dearest"
"i know" the man says, "thats who i'm talking to"
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11:53 Wed 16 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
A pharmacist walks into his chemist and sees a guy leaning against the wall.... "whats wrong with him" he asks the assistant. "he came in for cough syrup and i couldnt find any, so i gave him a whole bottle of laxatives" "omg, you idiot, you cant treat a cough with laxatives" says the chemist. "of course you can" says the assistant. "look at him, hes too scared to cough now".
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