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02:51 Thu 17 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart
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02:53 Thu 17 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
Did you hear about the irish goalkeeper who saved a penalty kick but let it in on the action replay
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02:56 Thu 17 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
a brunette was walking along the river, when she spotted a blonde on the opposite side, the brunette called over:
"how do you get to the other side!" and the blonde replied:
"your already on the other side"
"how do you get to the other side!" and the blonde replied:
"your already on the other side"
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11:04 Sat 19 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
A school teacher asks her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand and says...."My aunt Mary has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight"
Edited at 09:15 Sat 19/03/11 (GMT)
Edited at 09:15 Sat 19/03/11 (GMT)
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03:37 Sun 20 Mar 11 (GMT) [Link]
HAHAHA lol
why did the child think of his aunts boobs straight away?? GROSS lol
why did the child think of his aunts boobs straight away?? GROSS lol
02:55 Fri 1 Apr 11 (BST) [Link]
timpark said:
guy goes to the pub he askes for 3 lager and drinks them, a year later he does it again ,3 lager and drinkls them,,so the bar man asks him why 3 lager,,he explains my friend is in austraila and the other is in europe ,we share the same birthday and we celebrate it in this way ,3 lager for the 3 of us
the next year he askes for 2 lager and drinks them ,,the bar man asks him,,did one of your friends die ,,he said no,,ive stopped drinking
the next year he askes for 2 lager and drinks them ,,the bar man asks him,,did one of your friends die ,,he said no,,ive stopped drinking
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14:00 Mon 2 May 11 (BST) [Link]
Why are people moaning about the bins not being collected on a Bank Holiday. They've taken care of the most problematic Bin's first.
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19:44 Mon 1 Aug 11 (BST) [Link]
Patient: Doctor Doctor I think twitter is taking over my life.
Doctor: Sorry, I don't follow you...
Doctor: Sorry, I don't follow you...
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19:51 Mon 1 Aug 11 (BST) [Link]
Whatever, I bet you have told that to at least 3 people already!
17:54 Thu 4 Aug 11 (BST) [Link]
Two owls were playing pool, one of them goes to take a shot, but its wing clips the ball. The referee says
"Thats a foul! Two hits!"
The owl says...
'...two hits to who...."
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"Thats a foul! Two hits!"
The owl says...
'...two hits to who...."
Thank You for Laughing
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07:14 Fri 5 Aug 11 (BST) [Link]
that was actually quite funny i thought, i did lol
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