tied her shoelace's and got a cream egg out the fridge, she walked out the back door and choked on her cream egg, it was disasterous. There was a loud wail coming from...

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Snooks gen chat from dammeee beggin everyone to post, pllllllllzzzz ya got to its so quiet over here, and as he prceeded to log in to mebers bar, he............

he fell off his computer chair cause he was looking out of the window at a pretty girl

....who gave him the eye...

mind u she onli had 1, she lost the other 1 by........

a terrible smelting accident involving gold, she now has a ...

urge to do something.. she wants to..

go downthe shop to get ....

a bag of sweets then...

tried to run out of the shop when she heard a loud ...

gunshot!!!!! she was dead! thts wen the shopkeeper sweeped her under the carpet and picked up the sweets and ran out of his own shop, thts wen he met up with................(crazy mind) lol

an escaped chimpanzee from the zoo who was doing the moonwalk down the street. He decided to join him and they moonwalked together when after hours of moonwalking they stopped because.....

they met up with micheal jackson who said it was copyright and tht the chimpanzee was his pet!!!! so then the shopkeeper started walking all alone wen he bumped into..........

britney spears... He pulled of her wig to see a pigeon on her head.Suddenly the pigeon said.....

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!! shes tryin to shave my head!!!!!! but i stopped her by sayin.........

look , its the paparazzi
she ran around in circles franticly trying to find them when i took the pigeon off her head. The pigeon said how can i repay you. I said all you have to do is.......

fly away and never come back u rat with wings i only saved u cause u was with a very weird woman!!! the bird flew away and then it come back and........

dropped a tortoise on his head and said thats for calling me a rat with wings you .....

u thing u!!!!! as he was rubbing off tortoise shell off his head he came up with a idea to......

kill the pigeon.
he put some dolphin food (pigeons like it) in a net and tried to lure the pigeon towards it doing a special pigeon dance. But it was not working because.....