Loads and loads of pizza just before going on Air, afterwards........

..they went to Maccies and orded an obscene amount of burgers and fries which not only cost a fortune but...........

they immediately threw up because they went on oblivion, the staff said............

you can go and get a bucket of water and disinfectant and clean all that up, because we aint cleaning all that, while youre there....

could you also pop to the bar and get me.............

4 bottles of whiskey, 3 cider, 12 wkd, 4 vodka, and bring them back to me, as we are having a party tonight, to celebrate.......

But what should I bring back for all your guests ? Won't they want..................

me babayyyyyyy, wont they want me ohhh o o ohhhhh wont they want me babayyyy wont they...........




















Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They will be waiting for all the drink, so can you please hurry up, im getting thirsty here, i also need.........

To go to the shop for a bananna but on the way something suspicious happened so I...

..just started body poppin and to my amazment, ppl started throwin money at me feet i was like OMG i cant believe....

IT, if i do this all week, i could afford to go on holiday to.....

Clacton for a whole week or ..........

Maybe just fill the fridge with booze, and some food for the weekend and phone a few......

Funkysnooks to see if they fancy an all night............

Snook party, but only 1 thing, everyone must be on their......

Hands and knees moving the mouse with their....

Tongue , like the wicked witch of snooker does , all of a sudden ......

There was a loud bang and..............

Her head exploded , due to stress from being unoriginal and totally boring , it made a mess that ......