Bill, Jim, & Scott were at a convention together & were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken & they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.


Bill said to Jim & Scott, "Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way."


At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes & Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing & Scott began to tell sad stories.


"I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"

A man says to his friend "when you die and go to heaven can you come back and tell me what its like?".
The second man replies "yes of corse i can"
Some months later when the man has died and gone to heaven he comes back to his friend in a ghost form and says " Heaven is brilliant so much fun mate"
the first man asks " is there a football team?"
he replies yes there is i play for them and were really good"
Then the dead man says "so do you want the good news or the bad news?"
The first man says "the good news first"
so the seconfd man says te good news is we have a good football team the bad news is your in goal on saturday"

A man says to his friend "when you die and go to heaven can you come back and tell me what its like?".
The second man replies "yes of corse i can"
Some months later when the man has died and gone to heaven he comes back to his friend in a ghost form and says " Heaven is brilliant so much fun mate"
the first man asks " is there a football team?"
he replies yes there is i play for them and were really good"
Then the dead man says "so do you want the ggod news or the bad news?"
The first man says "the good news first"
so the seconfd man says te good news is we have a good football team the bad news is your in goal on saturday"