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17:52 Sat 31 May 08 (BST) [Link]
ive got a great 1 but pm me to hear it cz it wud get edited
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18:45 Sat 31 May 08 (BST) [Link]
You copying all these from Stella off of pool?
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A trainee employee was working when his manager came up to him and said, "Remember Sammy, the tip to selling is remembering the customer is always right".
So the next day at work, Sammy was working when the manager heard Sammy and a woman argueing at the shelves. After a while, they stopped argueing.
So about a minute later, the manager went up to Sammy and said, "Sammy, what the HELL did I tell you? The customer is always right!"
So Sammy replied, "Yes I know sir, but the woman called you a silly ..."
Edited at 23:46 Sat 31/05/08 (BST)
Edited by forum moderator damee, at 16:23 Sat 28/06/08 (BST)
safc_1973 said:
BREAKING NEWS:- The Austrian Josef Fritzel has been given the death penalty, the only thing keeping his spirits up is that its John Terry who is taking it
You copying all these from Stella off of pool?
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A trainee employee was working when his manager came up to him and said, "Remember Sammy, the tip to selling is remembering the customer is always right".
So the next day at work, Sammy was working when the manager heard Sammy and a woman argueing at the shelves. After a while, they stopped argueing.
So about a minute later, the manager went up to Sammy and said, "Sammy, what the HELL did I tell you? The customer is always right!"
So Sammy replied, "Yes I know sir, but the woman called you a silly ..."
Edited at 23:46 Sat 31/05/08 (BST)
Edited by forum moderator damee, at 16:23 Sat 28/06/08 (BST)
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14:01 Sat 21 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Husband "lets try the missionary position"
Wife "ok, what do we do?"
Husband "I stay here and u go to Africa!"
Wife "ok, what do we do?"
Husband "I stay here and u go to Africa!"
14:32 Wed 25 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Irishman Englishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, the barman says whats this? some kind of joke ?
15:08 Wed 25 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thats a good one made me laugh
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17:03 Wed 25 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Paddy and Murphy doing a crossword. " I'm stuck on 2 down Murph, a flightless bird from Iceland (6,7). Murphy replies "you thick get thats easy, its a frozen chicken!!"
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17:34 Wed 25 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Sorry pointless post but, off pool again
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17:51 Wed 25 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
ooops lol
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17:54 Wed 25 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Wrong thread i think
_22kaka22_ said:
dedicate my 37th 107 to
zero_pulse
sean_paul
yoyoyo
virtuoso107
ste_afctu
9_darter
kaison
youngjeezy
mrmagic
myles4lcfc
ste_efc
mr_107
and anyone i forgot
zero_pulse
sean_paul
yoyoyo
virtuoso107
ste_afctu
9_darter
kaison
youngjeezy
mrmagic
myles4lcfc
ste_efc
mr_107
and anyone i forgot
Wrong thread i think
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17:55 Wed 25 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "There are three other companies after me."
"Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?"
"The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."
How many Microsoft hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they redefine darkness as an industry standard...
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Edited at 02:37 Thu 26/06/08 (BST)
"Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?"
"The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."
How many Microsoft hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they redefine darkness as an industry standard...
Edited to add second joke
Edited at 02:37 Thu 26/06/08 (BST)
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09:51 Thu 26 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
That is because you don't have to pay the bills
celtic07 said:
dont get the 1st one ???
That is because you don't have to pay the bills
10:33 Thu 26 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
That is because you don't have to pay the bills
Ahhh... I didn't get it at first, but now I do!
buddytobud said:
celtic07 said:
dont get the 1st one ???
That is because you don't have to pay the bills
Ahhh... I didn't get it at first, but now I do!
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11:58 Fri 27 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
blonde redhead and a brunnette was all sentanced to death
first was the redhead
the killer said READY! AIM!
and the redhead shouted tornado and pointed in a differant direction and got away.
next was the brunette
the killer said READY! AIM!
and the brunnette shouted out hurricane and pointed in a differant direction and got away,
next was the blonde
the killer said READY! AIM!
and the blonde shouted FIRE!!!
first was the redhead
the killer said READY! AIM!
and the redhead shouted tornado and pointed in a differant direction and got away.
next was the brunette
the killer said READY! AIM!
and the brunnette shouted out hurricane and pointed in a differant direction and got away,
next was the blonde
the killer said READY! AIM!
and the blonde shouted FIRE!!!
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12:07 Fri 27 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
What do you call a woman with one leg?
- ilene
The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
Edited at 17:07 Fri 27/06/08 (BST)
- ilene
The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
Edited at 17:07 Fri 27/06/08 (BST)
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