I dug up a Land Rover the other day.

It was a right discovery.



I've just invented a new kind of whisk. Its causing a huge stir!

lol 2 great jokes ther

A man walks into a bar ...

Ouch!!!

4 ga y men walk into a bar there only one stewl
1 says lets flip for it one syas lets turn it over lol


u get it ? 4 legs

where does bin laden keep his cd's




in iraq

Real Madrid should of gone to Primark

Apparently they could of got a big girls blouse for just £4

What Bees produce milk?

Lmao ^^^^

How do you make a sausage roll?

Whats the difference between Cristiano Ronaldo and the Crazy Frog?

Whats the difference between Ronaldo and a big girls blouse from Primark?

One is a slave the other was made by slaves

A 4 year old kid is walking down the street with his mother on his way to school. His mother sees a patio with a condom on the floor. The little kid sees it to and turns around to his mother and says. "Whats a patio?"

couple driving home and run over a badger.they get out and find its still breathing but freezing cold.he says put in between your legs to warm it up.she says but its all wet and stinks.he says well hold the badgers nose then !!!!!

my missus has just gone into hospital with 2 black eyes and a brokrn jaw..its seem we were on diifferent wave lenghs when she said she wanted decking on the patio !!!!

a blonde takes her broken car to the mechanics...nothing serious love just crap in the air filter...she replys brillant..how often to i have to do that ?!!!!!!

pmsl at all them begger!

lol mate...got plenty more on my phone..but there prob the only ones with out swearing in

pmsl at all these

thanks mate

whats the difference between your wife and a fridge.


a fridge never farts when ya pull the meat out.


lmao at beggers jokes they are class m8

A man's wife came in wearing a sexy nighty. She told her husband "tie me up, and do what you want." So he tied her up, slept with her sister and then went fishing!