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21:54 Sun 30 Aug 09 (BST) [Link]
y was all the england cricket team given lighters........
coz they lost all there matches!!!!
hehehehe
coz they lost all there matches!!!!
hehehehe
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21:55 Sun 30 Aug 09 (BST) [Link]
wat did the big chimney say to the little chimney...
ur too young to smoke lmao
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ur too young to smoke lmao
Edited at 02:58 Mon 31/08/09 (BST)
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07:59 Mon 31 Aug 09 (BST) [Link]
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't tuna fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08:12 Mon 31 Aug 09 (BST) [Link]
Think you'll find its Saddame Hussain who lived in Iraq, Bin Laden in Afghanistan. LOL
_youwontwin_ said:
where does bin laden keep his cd's
in iraq
in iraq
Think you'll find its Saddame Hussain who lived in Iraq, Bin Laden in Afghanistan. LOL
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10:01 Tue 1 Sep 09 (BST) [Link]
an irish man and an english man are in a pub.
the irish man asks a question, "which do you think is closer the moon or florida?"
"the moon obviously", says the english man
the irish man looks back puzzled, "why you think that?"
"hello... can you see florida from here"
the irish man asks a question, "which do you think is closer the moon or florida?"
"the moon obviously", says the english man
the irish man looks back puzzled, "why you think that?"
"hello... can you see florida from here"
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11:56 Tue 1 Sep 09 (BST) [Link]
Pmsl
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an irish man and an english man are in a pub.
the irish man asks a question, "which do you think is closer the moon or florida?"
"the moon obviously", says the english man
the irish man looks back puzzled, "why you think that?"
"hello... can you see florida from here"
the irish man asks a question, "which do you think is closer the moon or florida?"
"the moon obviously", says the english man
the irish man looks back puzzled, "why you think that?"
"hello... can you see florida from here"
Pmsl
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13:36 Tue 1 Sep 09 (BST) [Link]
lmao
i_am_deco said:
an irish man and an english man are in a pub.
the irish man asks a question, "which do you think is closer the moon or florida?"
"the moon obviously", says the english man
the irish man looks back puzzled, "why you think that?"
"hello... can you see florida from here"
the irish man asks a question, "which do you think is closer the moon or florida?"
"the moon obviously", says the english man
the irish man looks back puzzled, "why you think that?"
"hello... can you see florida from here"
lmao
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06:04 Thu 3 Sep 09 (BST) [Link]
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion.
He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of
condoms
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:
'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm
dating Susan!'
Edited at 11:12 Thu 3/09/09 (BST)
Edited at 11:13 Thu 3/09/09 (BST)
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion.
He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of
condoms
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:
'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm
dating Susan!'
Edited at 11:12 Thu 3/09/09 (BST)
Edited at 11:13 Thu 3/09/09 (BST)
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22:19 Sat 5 Sep 09 (BST) [Link]
man goes back to doctor to get some test results.
doctor says i have good news and bad news.
whats the good news? you have 3 weeks to live
"thats the good news?" asked the man in shock, "well whats the bad news?"
"i should have told you 3 weeks ago"
doctor says i have good news and bad news.
whats the good news? you have 3 weeks to live
"thats the good news?" asked the man in shock, "well whats the bad news?"
"i should have told you 3 weeks ago"
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