stuff baby this evening cos it was cold outside cos it had been raining and her new socks had.....

Got holes in from walking home with her shoes in her .........

..hands cos she was gettin a blister and the last time she.....

she got a blister she went wee wee wee all the way..........

.down some stupid hill cos she was trying to hop like a div and she ended up,,,,,,

upside down in someone's front hedge, they came out and said.............

if you destroy that beautiful hedge, im sorry, but you will have to pay me a total of.........

£10 for new seeds in which she replied........

im not giving you any £10, but il take the corgies out for a walk every day for you, but......

I'm not scooping their poop you can get...............

Stuffed and do it your self she stood in shock!! and then said hw dare u speak to me like.........

That do you know who I am young man ? He said...........

no cos im a lady lol she said ...

well, i dont care if you are a boy or a girl, you ARE taking the corgies for a walk, and you WILL scoop the poop, il just go get them and.....

Tie them to the back of the landrover so you ..............

can call the RSPCA if you like, i dont like corgies anyway, but....

the Queen does.. if we ever know why...

she gave them more love than Charles , we might work out why his ears are so big and ......

He talks to flowers some day but until then we..............

can all go to Alton Towers, go on the big dipper and eat........